You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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