You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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