At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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