You can't special order awesome
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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