some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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