I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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