Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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