People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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