Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
