god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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