He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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