We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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