remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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