Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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