Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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