cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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