Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm really busy with my period
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