At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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