After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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