he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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