What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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