DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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