I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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