if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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