In the future we'll all be gay
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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