Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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