Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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