Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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