doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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