is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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