are you still at the devil's house?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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