i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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