hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Randomize
