i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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