i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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