I should be sponsored by Trojan
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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