I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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