problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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