last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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