I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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