totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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