Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
