There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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