Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I think my moral compass just broke
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