suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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