we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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