I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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