Dual....:-)
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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