we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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