I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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