He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you would pick up someone in the library
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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