i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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