sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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