So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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