Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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