I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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