Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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