Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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