Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
the day after is always just damage control
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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